Hello, I'm Evil Painter.

Welcome to Evil Painter-because nothing says I'm a grown man who still plays with toys like commissioning me to turn your Dungeons and Dragons wizard into a smug little jerk and your Death Guard into festering piles of daddy issues. I slather on the paint with zero remorse​,​ 3D print extra boobies where nobody asked​,​ and guarantee every mini looks like it'd shank you for fun. I paint with the precision of a drunk toddler​,​ 3D print parts that definitely don't exist in any rulebook​,​ and make sure every figure looks like it wants to kill Santa.